This is not how everything really is~! Uncle Paulie is just a bitter old man sometimes who's upset Sabine hid his viagra. ♥
OFFICIAL CITY GUIDE; SABINE VERSIONQ: So I'm in the City.
A: I'm sorry, baby, but we kind of need you here.
Q: OH MY GOD IT'S A CONSPIRACY WHY AM I HERE WHY WHY WHY WHY?!
A: ... It is sort of a conspiracy, and I can't really tell you why or how or anything like that, but please trust me?~
Q: Shall I ever go home?!
A: You can~! Don't lose hope, okay? It's all in how you look.
Q: Er. I was kinda... dead?
A: And we brought you back~! Isn't that wonderful?
Q: So, can I pay you to-
A: We make all sorts of deals. All you have to do is ask.
Q: But my nemesis/long-lost brother/lover/father is here and I have run out of skills / dark pasts secrets to reveal / lube. WHAT DO I DO?
A: Isn't that what talking it out is for? You should be glad those people are back, and, ah, the nemisis... um, I'm very sorry...
Q: I just died in this City - and I'm back alive - and - and - and - and -
A: And you won't die here~! Isn't that great?
Q: Who RUNS this place?!
A: Us~!
Q: So what's up with the clock?
A: Shhh~ It's a secret.
Q: IS THE WORLD ENDING?
A: Um... yes. I'm really sorry. But, you're safe here~! Promise! ♥
Q: So. Uch. What can I do here?
A: Anything you want! Just, um, please keep it down for me, babies?~ I like sleep! Don't you?~
ALSO~~~~!
Maemi told me I could give him a make~over~! What should I do?~ Mouse, let's have a sleepover~! Lenny, too!